Bright Lights, Big Ass
by Jen Lancaster

A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?

Jen Lancaster hates to burst your happy little bubble, but life in the big city isn't all it's cracked up to be. Contrary to what you see on TV and in the movies, most urbanites aren't party-hopping in slinky dresses and strappy stilettos. But lucky for us, Lancaster knows how to make the life of the lower crust mercilessly funny and infinitely entertaining.

Whether she's reporting rude neighbors to Homeland Security, harboring a crush on her grocery store clerk, or fighting—and losing—the Battle of the Stairmaster—Lancaster explores how silly, strange, and not-so-fabulous real city living can be. And if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss her big, fat, pink, puffy down parka.

Other Books by Jen Lancaster

The Best of Enemies

I Regret Nothing
A Memoir

Twisted Sisters

The Tao of Martha
My Year of LIVING; Or, Why I'm Never Getting All That...

Here I Go Again
A Novel

Jeneration X
One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested...

If You Were Here

My Fair Lazy
One Reality Television Addict's Attempt to Discover If

Pretty in Plaid
A Life, a Witch, and a Wardrobe, or, the Wonder Years...

Such a Pretty Fat
One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her....

Bitter Is the New Black

Jen Lancaster's Bio

Jen Lancaster is a former vice president at an investor relations firm and a New York Times bestselling author.