The Polanski Brothers: Home of Eternal Rest
by Dakota Cassidy

Welcome to Polanski Brothers: Home of Eternal Rest...where the dead aren't really dead and necking has a whole new meaning. Who would have thought owning a funeral parlor could be so much fun? Joy is a vampire who works in the family-owned funeral parlor, and she's got a bit of a problem. Detective Larkin McBride is Joy's problem and it isn't just because he's big and hot. Well, that doesn't help matters, but it's because curiously, he can read Joy's every thought. So what will Larkin do when Joy's thinking about all these dead bodies showing up and the possibility that they were murdered? So won't you come plan your walk through eternity with us? All forms of payment welcome. Visa, MasterCard, American Express, but A-B negative and O positive preferred...

Other Books by Dakota Cassidy

The Accidental Dragon
An Accidentally Paranormal Novel #9

The Accidental Werewolf 2: Something About Harry
An Accidentally Paranormal Novel #8

The Accidental Genie
An Accidentally Paranormal Novel #7

Accidentally Dead, Again
An Accidentally Paranormal Novel #6

Waltz This Way

Burning Down the Spouse
Ex Trophy Wives #2

Accidentally Catty
An Accidentally Paranormal Novel #5

You Dropped a Blonde on Me
Ex Trophy Wives #1

My Way to Hell

Accidentally Demonic
An Accidental Series #4

Kiss & Hell

The Accidental Human
Accidental Friends #3

Accidentally Dead

The Accidental Werewolf

Who You Gonna Call?

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Dakota Cassidy's Bio

Dakota Cassidy lives for a good laugh in life and in her writing. In fact, she almost loves a good giggle as much as she loves hair products and that's saying something.

Her goals in life are simple, (like really simple): banish the color yellow forever, create world peace via hot rollers and Aqua Net; and finally, nab every tiara in the land by competing in the Miss USA, Miss Universe, and Miss World pageants, then sweeping them in a stunning trifecta of much duct tape and Vaseline usage, all in just under one week. Oh, and write really fun books!

She loves people, loves to chat and would love it if you'd come say hello to her on the Yahoo! group she shares with two other terrific authors at—The Truth About Big Hair, Books and Babes. Join Dakota and friends in the chaos and send an email to [email protected] or visit her website.

Dakota lives in Texas with her two sons, her mother, more cats and dogs than the local animal shelter and has a boyfriend who puts the heroes in her books to shame. You can contact her at [email protected]. She'd love to hear from you!