Jane Thompson

http://www.janethompson.org

Jane Thompson is the pseudonym of a fabulously wealthy, stunningly beautiful New York socialite who spends her days shopping, having lunch with her scores of equally fabulous friends and dodging marriage proposals from tall, dark and sinfully handsome men.

Ah, the joy of fantasy, eh?

Jane is actually a housewife and mother who spends a ridiculous amount of her time either standing in line at the supermarket or peeling her cats off her furniture.