"You are, once again, quite late."
"Yeah? And you are, once again, really ugly. Difference is, tomorrow I might be on time."
--Eve and Summerset
And if Roarke ever decided he wanted out, she's probably let him live.
In a permament body cast.
--Eve
"Well, we're a little short of orchards in Manhattan."
--Peabody
However wise and broadminded and adult he's sounded, she didn't see her baby brother embracing her casual and just lately spotty relationship with a licensed companion.
--Peabody
PA's make the deals, Eve thought sourly. Cops take the heat.
"I couldn't say. Sex causes the best of us to make mistakes."
"Really? Well if you ever feel like making a mistake in that area, remember what an annoyed woman can do with a Branson power drill."
--Eve and Roarke
"I almost got blown up and got kissed by Roarke all in the same morning. I'm writing it on my calander."
--Peabody
"No sir, it was certainly not a smirk. It was a scowl. A righteous scowl. Should I canvass the area for spray cans, Lieutent?"
--Peabody
"He's got a thing for breasts. I happen to have a pair. I caught him eyeballing Sheila's from Records, and hers aren't nearly as good as mine."
--Peabody about McNab
"I'll walk any way I want and you just keep your hands off me you moron or I'll rip your lungs out and use them for bagpipes."
--Peabody to McNab
"And you're interested in speed, right? It has nothing to do with plush, roomy seats, the fully stocked galley, or the screen selection."
--Eve to Peabody
"That's better. You were starting to worry me. I've hardly heard a single smart ass remark out of you in two days."
--Eve to Peabody
"This isn't a joke. Don't you have worlds to conquer, small industrial nations to buy, business to run?"
--Eve to Roarke
"Yeah, no bugs in New York."
"I'll take a good honest cockroach any day."
"Come over to my place. Sometimes we have parties."
--Eve and Peabody
She had to admit, four solid hours of sleep, wet wild sex and a hot meal went a long way to put the mind and body back into fighting form.
--Eve
"I know you love me but I don't know why. I look at you and I just can't get why it's me. Every time I get my balance I lose it again. Because it shouldn't be me and I think it'd kill me if you ever figured that out."
--Eve to Roarke
"This is police business you cross eyed putz."
--Eve to Summerset
"Here? Don't you want to do this someplace else?"
"Why?"
"Well, the place is full of dead people."
"And you want to be a murder cop?"
--Eve and Peabody
"Man, you are good. You snarled at the governor."
--Peabody to Eve
"That was excellent sucking up, Peabody. Smooth, subtle."
"I've been practicing."
--Eve and Peabody
"What's this?"
"I think it's a very sick, mutant rose. I bought it for you."
--Eve and Roarke
"Do you plan to be involved in any wrecks or explosions today?"
"You never know."
"Take anything but the 3X-2000. I've only driven it once."
--Eve and Roarke
"I've got more important things on my mind than your ego, McNab. Like my semiannual dentist's appointment."
--Peabody to McNab
"Are you going to keep talking to me that way? All tight assed and formal, using long, polite sentences?"
"If I don't get what I want, yes, sir."
"I admire a good threat. You're with me, Peabody."
--Eve and Peabody
"I don't buy this urban wars revival crap. I mean who wants to run around blasting people in the streets all the damn time? It's so, you know, last century."
--Mavis to Eve
"Anybody lives with this much pink has to be insane."
--Eve
"If I ever want to blackmail you, I can threaten to tell your associates of your phobia of heights and high rates of speed."
"Remind me to kill you if we live."
--Eve and Roarke