1. You own, are close to owning, or desire to own every single book that Nora has written.
2. You own reading copies of all of Nora's books, refusing to let your good copies do anything but sit on the shelf and look pretty.
3. You refuse to let anyone borrow or even touch books from your collection.
4. If the wait is to long to get a hardcover from Doubleday or an order from amazon, you simply buy an extra copy.
5. You own not only a copy of every book, but a copy of every
edition of every book.
6. Your goal in life is to meet Nora enough times to get all your books autographed.
7. You're on the direct ship list from Turn the Page.
8. You've met Nora at least once.
9. You've driven or traveled more than an hour each way to meet Nora.
10. You've attended a signing at Turn the Page.
11. You've been to Turn the Page so many times that you're considered a regular and you correspond with Lisa by email.
12. You've attended the annual summer gathering at Turn the Page.
13. You're a frequent visitor to your favorite Nora sites.
14. You have your favorite sites and bulliten boards bookmarked and check them at least once a day.
15. You're a frequent poster to the bulliten boards and lists.
16. You run a site, bulliten board, or list dedicated to Nora.
17. You've taken Nora diet Pepsi and chocolate at a booksigning.
18. You hate the guts of the lady who wrote the TIME article.
19. You wrote a letter to TIME about the article.
20. You consider Janet Daily on par with Saddam Hussein.
21. You know what the initials JD in JD Robb stand for.
22. You know who Jill March is.
23. You count the days of the year according to the release of Nora's books.
24. You're a member of MCNAB.
25. You classify yourself as a babe, brat, or brawn.
26. You try to convert everyone you know.
27. After reading this list, you send it on to another Noraholic!