October 2011

Halloween

By: Joanne Rock

Halloween is a holiday that could have been dreamed up by writers. After all, writers like to play different character roles in their fiction. Halloween gives people the chance to play out different character roles for one crazy night of real life. In fiction, we can be larger than life with characters, emphasizing character traits to make a point. On Halloween, everything is larger than life, with characterizations blown all out of proportion to make the character recognizable.


The chance to be someone else for a little while is an attractive possibility. That opportunity always makes writing a book fun. I can be smarter, stronger, faster…whatever I want on paper. With time to think and ponder, I can always come up with a great comeback, something that eludes me in real life. Halloween gives everyone the chance to have that same kind of fun. If you’re not the outgoing sort the rest of the year, you can still wear the vampy cat costume on All Hallow’s Eve and flirt shamelessly with everyone you meet. It’s the same reason that historical party goers loved the masked ball. For a little while, we step outside ourselves and social expectations to be whatever we like.

Halloween is also much beloved by writers everywhere for the candy extravaganza. (Or wait, is that just me who lives for the influx of sugar into the house every October 31st?) Candy is the fuel that makes writing happen in my world. So I bounce from candy corn to Christmas chocolate, to Conversation Hearts at Valentine’s Day and jelly beans at Easter. But Halloween is the best because it yields candy in the here and now, and enough leftover to bag and freeze for months to come. Thank goodness for three kids to do the legwork for me.

Finally, Halloween is the ultimate writers’ holiday because it celebrates a day when the veil between worlds is thin. I’ve always liked that idea because it appeals to my imagination. What could be more productive for a writer than access to whole other worlds? If I can dream up another world, it’s easy to write about. In other words, if I can see it, I can write it!


If that weren’t proof enough, think about how many great Halloween stories that classic literature has produced. Sure, there’s Washington Irving’s Legend of Sleepy Hollow. But there are lots more stories with references to the time of year if not the holiday. Poe’s Fall of the House of Usher, for example. Or The Raven.

Have fun dressing up this year and don’t forget, if you love trying on another character for size, maybe you’d have fun being a writer!

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What are you hoping comes home in the Halloween bags this year? Do you eat all the Skittles or are you hoping for lots of chocolate bars? Is this the one time of year you eat Bottle Caps or Neco Wafers? Share your Halloween candy favs with me – on the board or on the Writerspace blog Facebook page- and I’ll give one poster a copy of my latest Blaze, RIDING THE STORM!

ELVIS BY ANY OTHER NAME

By: Jaycie Cash

I came late to the party.

Charlaine Harris’s Sookie Stackhouse books are nothing new—neither is True Blood, the HBO series based on Harris’s novels—but I haven’t delved into either . . . until now. The books weren’t something I’d intentionally avoided, they’d just never made their way to the top of my “To Read” pile. As for the television show, I think it’s always competed with something I regularly watch.

Then Lisa, the woman who does my nails, offered to loan me the first two books in the series, both of which she had at the shop that day. Knowing she’d expect them back in a reasonable period of time and would want to discuss them, I not only took them home but quickly read them. I live by the credo that it is unwise to risk upsetting anyone who regularly works on you with sharp objects.

And boy, am I ever glad I finally read them! Charlaine Harris is a terrific writer and her books are a wonderful take on the paranormal, a genre so busy right now that it could fill the coffins of any funeral home to overflowing.

What came as a surprise to me, however, is that the Sookie Stackhouse books have several similarities to my debut novel, Mrs. Goodfeller. I wasn’t suspecting that because there’s nothing paranormal about my romantic suspense cum comedic thriller.

However, there’s no denying that both Sookie and Elyse, the protagonist of Mrs. Goodfeller, have lived their whole lives in small towns, Sookie in Bon Temps, Louisiana, and Elyse in Scissortail, Oklahoma. Plus, neither woman has ever received the respect she so richly deserves from the majority of the folks who’ve known her all her life.

But the most surprising similarity to me was that both Dead Until Dark, the first of the Sookie Stackhouse novels, and MRS. GOODFELLER have a character who is more than loosely based on the man from Memphis . . . a fellow many have long-called The King. In Mrs. Harris’s novel he is now known as Bubba and has become a vampire who lost the vast majority of his smarts when he was “turned.” In mine he’s Aaron, who now lives in Vegas, where he’s honored as the greatest Elvis impersonator of them all.

Guess it just goes to show if you cast a long-enough shadow while you’re alive, there’s no telling where folks might envision you ending up after you’re dead—or whether they’ll even believe you are . . . dead, that is.

HOW ABOUT YOU, HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN ELVIS SIGHTING, EITHER IN REAL LIFE OR WHILE READING A BOOK? I’LL BE GIVING A FREE COPY OF MRS. GOODFELLER TO A READER WHO LEAVES A COMMENT.

 Jaycie Cash blogs on a regular basis for Writerspace.com. Her debut novel, MRS. GOODFELLER, is available through most major eBook outlets, including Amazon and >Barnes and Noble. She’d love for you to like her Facebook Author page.

MY LIFE WITH A JACK RUSSELL TERRORIST

By Jaycie Cash

I was taken hostage almost two years ago.

Evidently I’m suffering from Stockholm syndrome because I’m not interested in being released. A 19-pound terrorist has taken over my life . . . and most days I like it.

A friend of mine came home from work one day and discovered a Jack Russell Terrier in her driveway. He had no collar, his ribs were showing, he was badly bruised where he’d evidently been hit by a car, a multitude of bugs had made his fur their home and his ears were infected. After being deloused and treated, the tough little guy ended up at my house on a “trial” basis, and on several days that’s exactly what it’s been.


Scout and I gaze into each other's eyes as we decide whether we want to smile or snarl.

Upon arrival at my house the tiny terrorist I named Scout began his campaign to whip the troops (me and Liddy—my other, much larger—dog) into shape. In classic Alpha mode, Scout made it immediately clear that resistance was futile. Liddy, a peace-loving soul, quickly capitulated. Me, not so much. Scout and I have been alternately growling at and cuddling with each other ever since.

That first night he tried to convince me he was going to sleep on my side of the bed, I loudly assured him he was not. He lifted his lip and growled, I lifted the sheet and rolled him to the other side of the bed. I went to sleep, he snuggled as close as possible, I rolled over and he growled in protest. After yelling until he got down, I got up to get a drink of water. I came back to find since he’d pulled up the edge of the sheet on my side of the bed and was lying on top of it, I couldn’t just grab it and roll him over again. I countered by covering him with a large towel. When he jumped up to shake it off, I grabbed the sheet and rolled him over again.

From that point on, we’ve treated each other with the respect one seasoned military campaigner shows another. My advantages: size, opposable thumbs and the power to distribute or withhold treats. His: an almost irresistible cuteness and the ability to rest up while I’m at work.

I kept Scout because despite being very verbal when unhappy, he’s never so much as snapped at me. He seems to understand doing so would be a deal breaker. He has slowly learned to trust me and is usually willing to let me act like I’m in charge. All in all, I have to say Scout is now a very good boy . . . when he’s sleeping.

How about you, do you have a pet story to share? I’m going to award a copy of my debut novel, MRS. GOODFELLER, to two who comment on one or more notable critter(s) they’ve known.

 Jaycie Cash blogs on a regular basis for Writerspace.com. Her debut novel, MRS. GOODFELLER, is available through most major eBook outlets, including Amazon and >Barnes and Noble. She’d love for you to like her Facebook Author page.

The Story That Wouldn’t Sleep

Story ideas don’t usually wake me up.

This one did.

I remember it so clearly, though it’s now been many years ago: I woke from a deep sleep with the whole plot for STEALING KEVIN’S HEART in my head. I knew the names of Rachel and Kevin and I knew what would happen to them.

I remember trying to go back to bed, but my brain was filled with images and dialogue and pieces of what would this October become my first book.

Despite my best efforts, I could not return to sleep.

So, I stumbled out of bed and wrote the idea down on a reporter’s notebook I keep on my desk. (At my house, because of my line of work, there’s always a stray reporter’s notebook lying around.)

Anyway, I wrote the plot idea on the pad and crawled back into bed. A few days later I looked at what I had written. Believe me it was tough to read: my handwriting is horrible and I was half asleep when I scribbled it down.

Despite that, as I re-read my notes, Alex appeared in my mind’s eye, and I knew he would be the protagonist.

Even after all this time, I still don’t know exactly what triggered the idea for STEALING KEVIN’S HEART, all I know is that the story woke me up and it wouldn’t leave me alone until I wrote it down on paper.

Have you ever had an idea or message come to you in a dream? One that you couldn’t shake? Did you act on it? If so, what happened—good, bad or ugly!

One commenter on this blog will win a signed copy of STEALING KEVIN'S HEART!

It's a Hard Knock Life: The Real Reason I Write Romance

by Kieran Kramer

When people ask me why I became a romance writer, I give them the short answer: because I like to read. But I leave out an important part of the "why": my growing up years. My dad was a colonel in the Air Force--a pilot--and out of the blue when I was eleven, he retired early and moved us out to a remote property on a rural sea island near Charleston, SC. This was Pat Conroy country--saltwater creeks, lots of marsh grass, huge oaks with hanging moss. No neighbors you could see. They were there, but the quickest way to get to them was to float down the creek on your back and climb up their docks. Dad decided he was going to clear the land and build our house himself. While he was doing this (with our help), we would live in an ancient mobile home with two small camper trailers sitting next to it. The campers, one of which I shared with my two sisters, were connected by a wooden sidewalk Dad built.

We were going to have the Walton experience.


Kieran in the red-and-blue shirt is striking a strong man pose with two of her siblings. They'd just finished clearing overgrowth on their property with their parents. And yes, Kieran did get to use a machete!

And the funny thing was, we were a kind of Walton family--seven kids born in nine years to two very loving, fun parents with high standards when it came to character. My mother, being 100% Irish, was kind of crazy and dramatic. Dad was the stoic, of English ancestry and with his military self-discipline always in the background.

By age 12, I'd used a machete to cut through thick vines and had learned to drive a tractor. We had giant bonfires to burn all the brush we'd cleared, so before Dad lit them, we'd cover ourselves with thick pluff mud from the creek and dance around the bonfire. We had free-roaming chickens and a rooster named Phred, who would chase you and try to sink his spurs into your calf. We had two mean geese and a crazy mule and a goat that jumped on people's cars and pooped on the hoods; we had a horse named Ozzie who broke loose from the pasture one day, and when I opened my little camper trailer door one morning, Ozzie was standing there on the wooden sidewalk. He merely stretched his neck into my trailer in search of a carrot in my pajamas.

It was an adventurous but hard lifestyle for a burgeoning teen. I had a lot of time on my own to think about all the things I was missing in real neighborhoods. But I also had a lot of time to develop my imagination. I would sit on an empty dirt road next to the pasture or on the dock and think about life--including wondering about when I would fall in love.

It was sometimes hard on Mom and Dad, too. The six months we were supposed to be in the trailers turned into five years. Money was very tight. My siblings and I wore all hand-me-downs. Mom would, on rare occasion, get very upset with my dad that the house wasn't finished (they didn't take out a mortgage and were building it paycheck to paycheck). So occasionally, there was misery. Despondency. And a sense that our "adventure" had soured.

One night, under a full moon, a day or so after my mother had voiced her discontent about not being in the house yet, Dad ordered us kids to stay in the trailers and not come out. And then he invited Mom out to the beautiful, two-story log house, which was nearing the completion stage but still lacked a roof. He led her up the stairs and into the bathroom he'd built especially for her. Mom had never had her own bathroom.

Somehow that night, to surprise Mom, Dad had managed to fill the cast-iron tub with hot water. So Mom got to take a bath in her new tub--under the moonlight!--while we kids huddled in the trailer and wondered what was going on out there. When Mom came back in, we immediately sensed that things were all right again. We'd make it into that house someday, was the feeling we all shared. We'd do it together.

And we did.

I think it's stories like that that helped make me a romance writer. I do believe in the power of love to get you through the rough patches in life. I believe it because I've lived it.

Thanks for stopping by, and Happy Autumn, everyone!

Hugs,

Kieran :>)

Fall Reflections

After a rather hard and crazy year, Hubcap (my husband) and I decided to take a much needed vacation to the Greek Isles. As many of you know we lost my mom in April. She had been sick for many years, and although we know she’s out of pain now, it is still hard to cope with not having her with us!

Hubcap and I took a cruise traveling through parts of Italy and Greece – I must say, I did find much inspiration in those Greek Hotties, I’m sure they will find their way into my books! While it was hard to be away from my kids and grandkids for so long, it was a time of refreshing and reflection on all the things that have happened over the last few months!

This got me thinking that many of us are in the same place - Fall is often a time when people stop to reflect on their life, set goals and start fresh! I’ve been accused many times of over thinking things, but I think it is important to stop, reflect and reorganize life when needed. Through all of the chaos of the last few months, I realize that I need to take a little time for myself. When I returned from the cruise and saw my ever growing TBR pile of books I really want to read, I knew that I needed to stop and take a little time for myself and dive into some of them. One of my goals this fall is to see my pile dwindle rather than increase! The only way to do that is to take a little time for myself and read!

I hope you are doing the same thing – taking time for you. When you have time be sure to pick up a copy of THE SPY WHO WANTS ME (Kensington Brava) that was rereleased in Mass Market Paperback this October!

Note from Jenny J: Lucy Monroe will be giving away a copy of SATISFACTION GUARANTEED to one lucky commenter on her blog!

THE UNEXPECTED REALITY OF A DREAM COME TRUE...

Last week saw the publication of my debut novel, LESSON OF THE WHITE EAGLE.


Having a book published is like learning how to drive. You are excited about it. You’ve dreamed about doing it for years. And you think you know how it will feel to finally get behind the wheel. But when the day comes, it’s better than you ever imagined!


It’s also more complicated and scary, because you have to get out there on the road with strangers, with other cars and with little idea of how to navigate your way through traffic and school zones and highway on-ramps. To make matters worse, you’re unsure of all the rules and right of ways.

That said, like a new driver, I can’t help but feel the possibilities that await.


Even though I know it will be difficult to get my debut young adult novel LESSON OF THE WHITE EAGLE into the hands of every teen in America, if Dusty’s story causes just one reader to look at someone who is different from themselves in a new and better way I will be delighted. For now, I’m like every new 16-year-old driver or debut author: I’m dying to know what you think of my first effort! So let me hear from you! You can e-mail me via my website, www.BarbaraHay.com.


In the meantime, can you think of a conversation you wish someone would start in your neighborhood, town, or city—so that everyone could learn to live together more harmoniously, like they did in Dusty’s hometown of Ponca City? What is keeping people apart in your community?




Note from Jenny J.: Barbara Hay will be giving away a signed copy of LESSON OF THE WHITE EAGLE to one of the commenters here on Writerspace or on Facebook!

PUTTING THE FUN IN WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS

By: Jaycie Cash

I grew up with my bra strap showing.

From the age of 11 on, I was aware that if something could go wrong with my clothes it would. Naturally, it wouldn’t happen until I was in the most embarrassing spot possible, but happen it would.

A treasure-trove of broken zippers—the most memorable in front of the punchbowl at a formal dance when I was practically doing a backbend, trying to avoid the unwelcome advances of a drunken chaperone (don’t ask)—broken heels, popped buttons, hooks that lured eyes away from the cloth to which they’d been sewn, snaps that insisted on being free and single and letting their freak flag fly . . . you name it and I’ve experienced it. And, no, none of this was the result of wearing a size or three too small. Not that I’m above that sort of thing, just too well versed in the likelihood of disaster to give it a try.

All of that to say I’m in no position to judge others for a wardrobe malfunction.

Before I go any further it’s important for me to stress I deeply admire Dolly Parton. What’s not to like? She’s not just her own person, she’s kind and polite to others (at least while on talk shows), witty and seems sweetly confident. And lets not forget she’s a brilliant businesswoman: she wrote—but more importantly kept the rights to—a lot of hit songs. Plus, she has her own darn amusement park. Who else do you know who can say that? There’s no Jayciewood out there, my friends. And one isn’t likely to pop up anytime soon.

What I like most of all, however, is that quick though Dolly is to admit her style has yet to be universally adopted, she isn’t afraid to embrace it publicly, proudly, completely and pretty darn tightly (something I could never bring myself to do for all the reasons mentioned above). I’m particularly fond of something I’ve heard her say more than once on a talk show or some other venue: “It costs a lot to look this cheap.”

Come on, admit it, ya gotta love her.

So when I heard she was gonna be a guest on a late-night talk show recently, I made it a point to watch. Never one to disappoint, Dolly was her usual delightful self. It was when she performed at the end of the program, standing on an extremely bright stage, that my eyebrows—in need as they so often are of a bit of judicious plucking—reached new heights on my forehead. Dolly was wearing a tight-fitting top and a full, rather gauzy skirt. She was not, however, wearing a slip.

A slip would have been a good idea.

Two slips probably wouldn’t have hurt.

Essentially, standing in front of the light as she was, she needn’t have worn the skirt at all. But it’s only fair to point out that Dolly Parton has the most toned thighs I’ve ever seen on a woman living deep in the heart of her 6th decade. Now, do I think she wanted some publicity and as a result schemed and planned to display her well-toned gams, and therefore intentionally left her slip on her tour bus that night? I most certainly do not. Caw caw happens, my friends, even to the best and most famous of us.

Do I think less of the magnificent Parton for having this type of thing happen while appearing on national television? How could someone with my clothing history in good conscience do so? How could anyone who’s read this far even ask that question?

There’s no question in my mind that Dolly at some point realized or was told about the skirt issue. Heck, it’s not like it happened in a non-public manner to an unknown person. If she was someone who wanted or needed ANY type of publicity, I’m sure her publicists would have been all over that story, building it into a major event the next day. But they didn’t and it wasn’t. Five will get you ten, it you weren’t watching that night, this is the first you’ve heard of the whole thing.

I’m convinced that being who and what she is (a seasoned, professional performer) Dolly laughed the incident off after making a mental note to always check to make sure her skirt is lined or her slip is on prior to performing in the future. Then she most likely went on her way without giving the matter another thought, because Dolly Parton is comfortable in her own skin.

Elyse Smith, the protagonist of my debut novel, Mrs. Goodfeller, however is not. The Rodney Dangerfield of Scissortail, OK, Elyse has never gotten any respect and has had more than her share of malfunctions in her life, wardrobe and otherwise.

How about you? Have you ever suffered through a public wardrobe malfunction? Have you witnessed an incident where someone else (other than Janet Jackson) had this problem? If so, I’d love to hear about it (please leave out the name of anyone who might have reason to be embarrassed) . . . along with any lessons you learned as a result.

 Jaycie Cash blogs on a regular basis for Writerspace.com. Her debut novel, MRS. GOODFELLER, is available through most major eBook outlets, including Amazon and >Barnes and Noble. She’d love for you to like her Facebook Author page.

DEADLY DESIRES

Ann Christopher

In my latest romantic suspense in my Deadly Series, DEADLY DESIRES, Kira Gregory, the heroine, is the abused and terrorized wife of a drug kingpin. Without getting into all the gory details, let’s just say that her villainous husband takes her on a trip through hell and back before she finally finds happiness with Dexter Brady, the DEA agent who helps bring her husband to justice.

Oh, and she has a sidekick during her adventures: her two-year old beagle, Max.

Max is also occasionally in danger, because evil husband is willing to destroy anything that Kira loves.

Max, in fact, has gotten a couple of mentions in e-mails from concerned readers. Some readers seem more concerned about Max than they do about Kira.

So … what gives?

Do we love the pets more than the people? Do you consider pets in danger a taboo? Do you like pets as sidekicks in your romances? And can you remember a favorite pet sidekick? I’d love to hear your comments! At the end of the day, I’ll be giving away a copy of the first novel in the series, Deadly Pursuit, which introduces Kira, Max and Dexter.

HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT


Dara Girard

Seeing the large assortment of pumpkins and Halloween costumes, I can’t help thinking of the fun of wearing disguises. Of having a chance to pretend to be someone (or in certain cases something) else for one day.

For Monica Dupree, the heroine of my latest release ALL I WANT IS YOU, wearing a disguise is a necessity. Once an international symbol of beauty named Venus, she now lives a quiet life away from the spotlight.

She hides her beauty under big glasses and baggy clothes. For a beautiful woman to one moment be awed and recognized everywhere to being ignored and scoffed at was very enjoyable. I liked playing with the idea of shifting identities. Are we how we present ourselves? Or how people see us? What do you think? www.daragirard.com

Note from Jenny J: Dara Girard is offering an autographed copy of ALL I WANT IS YOU to one lucky commenter!